■I'm a Nationally Qualified Orthoper, and I Want to Massage With My Company's Wives and Women's Boss

As long as it's not a job to go on a business trip with my wife's boss and stay in the same room. And even if you have a qualified orthopedic, there is no way not to use this. If you start with a body touch and open the gaps to stimulate your sexual umbilical cords, then your always-fashionable bosses will be able to open their hips. You're a completely sinful subordinate.